We have a great saying in German when people are saying or doing something stupid:
"Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel!"
"Lord, throw some brains from the heavens."
fave follow-up: "oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft." - "or stones as long as he hits the mark"
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
*friends eyes are watering for no reason*
"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"
"…..when did I tell you that"
"…….like…..two years ago"
sas this is you!! xD
haha omg yeah XD